Wednesday, 31 August 2016

13 Things you can relate with if you've ever been to COZA.



13 Things you can relate with if you've ever been to COZA

  1. That moment the photo team takes a picture of you. I was even told they are called ‘Photismos’ 
    I’m shy plixx, no pichos! Chai! That’s why it’s not good to lie. What if I told my boss I was travelling, he wee now coman see me here again!


    2. Whew! And when you thought you are done with the paparazzis, you walk in and the Hosts and Hostessess celebrate you like royalty.
         Oshey! Is this me? Awww teinz, teinz my people. I feel like a special puzon.


    3. Then the choir comes on stage and you are like "Where am I??

    So I don't have to go to club to have fun again. Issokay, Praise parry on point!

    4. And then it’s prayer time and the pastor’s wife steps in like…”Begin to exalt the Lord in other tongues”

                              My enemies! Get ready…y’all are going down today!

    5. And the pastor steps on stage to preach and it just feels like he is reading your life like a book.

                                             Nna, God is here!


    6. When they give the altar call and you know that is your very moment.

                       Wow! So God can love a sinner like me. Thank You Jesus!

    7. And when its ‘First timers welcome' and you think this one is not your moment abeg. I’m still too shy plix.
         Chai, I no go.  All these paparazzi too much sef. Another picture, eez henof mbok!


    8. And your neighbor gives you that warm smile and says, ‘You also get to have dinner with the Senior Pastor oo’
                        Who shy af epp. Plix is there still chance? I’m a First Timer too.


    9. When you hear they are hosting Benny Hinn soon.


                                   Why shall I miss that service. Neverrr!!.

    10. And the announcement time be like, ‘Today we are dedicating 8 cars, if you don’t have a car yet; you’re next in line.
    But it’s true. You can’t be in a moving vehicle and remain stagnant. Mbok, me sef I’m next in line o jare! I cannot come and go and carry last.
     
    11. And after church, you are just left in awe.
                    I’m definitely coming back again. New member alert guys!☺

    12. And even when you stay in another state or country, you know you still want to be part of this family.
     
                                      Abeg when is COZA coming to U.K  

    13. But then you hear you can still stay connected through social media platforms. You get to watch live services at www.cozanigeria.tv and listen to COZA iRadio at www.cozairadio.com
                                      Haha! devil you kent stop me mehn!
    Where is my phone? Oya you too can follow @cozanigeria on all social media platforms (Facebook, twitter, Instagram and google plus)

    Note to self: COZA is a House of Excellence and I'm going to stay connected. I will enjoy of the blessings in this house. Amen!

    And at the end, you realize that COZA is a place where friends meet friends and all meet Jesus.